“Hooo Hooo Hooo — Merry Christmas!” “Wait a minute, Santa, aren’t you getting excited a little too early. Summer isn’t even over and you’re running around in your heavy boots and jacket, and seriously– aren’t you sweating like crazy under that big ole bushy beard?”
“Listen, kid, I’m making this round for all the Yahoo! Store merchants out there. If their Yahoo! stores aren’t ready, then it’s going to be lumps of coal and melted snow for Christmas. Why, with the world’s population nearing 7 billion, Santa can’t deliver all the toys anymore. Ecommerce stores supply most of the goodies these days. I’m here to tell all the Yahoo! Store merchants that they need to give themselves an early Christmas present to make this the best season ever for shoppers: Gooo Gooo Gooo Yaho!o Store Mobile — Gooo Gooo Gooo Yahoo! Store Social — Gooo Gooo Gooo Yahoo! Store Re-Design!”